Fake as fuck.

Category: Getting to Know You

Post 1 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 17:55:38

I wanna know why so minny people on here are fake ass fuck?
What the fuck is yall prob?
If yall don't like someone yall should tell them.
I think most of you guys on here are cowards.
Post if you got something to say.
Everyone has theire own oppinions.
I ain't mad atcha, I just wanna know the real from the fake.
I am outa this bitch!

Peace.

Post 2 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 18:04:51

Ok, I'll post cuz I got somethin' to say. I think you're wonna-be gangster speak makes you sound stupid. Try speaking like an educated english speaking person and more people will take you seriously. By using wish-I-were-a-gangster speak, you make yourself sound like an uneducated child. But maybe that's the image you'd like to have, how would I know? Ya'll feel what I'm saying homy gee?

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 18:13:40

i'd like to know what " fake" means to you.
what do you class as fake in a person

you could always just put the people you have a problem with on ignore.. it's probably a whole lot easier than causing drama on the boards

Post 4 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 18:55:18

Yo, what the fuck?
Do you know me Silver? no, I think not!
Now if you don't like the way I talk I don't give a fuck.
How minny times I have to repeat my self?
This is not a job.
I know they say give a good first impression, what for? that wouldn't be me.
I am just real, It makes you guys so mad over people cursing?
Who don't curse? you ain't better then me cause you don't curse as much as me.
Now think befor speaking.

Post 5 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 18:57:47

Laced, fake to me in this situation is people who say one thing and do or say another.

Post 6 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 19:22:46

Who said anything about cursing? I'm the son of a sailor, I can curse in seven languages, and I've probably said things at one time or another that would curl your short hairs and make your mama blush. I don't care if you curse.
Now, the fact that the only word out of the vast plethora of possible swear words that you choose to use is the word fuck, yeah, that's a little annoying. I can't stand unimaginative people who think they can swear, and then just use the words fuck and shit over and over again. Grow your vocabulary and then come and talk to me about swearing, but I digress.
My point was that you sound like a fourteen year old white kid whose trying to make himself look tough, and thinking that if he talks like some homy gangster straight outa compton that people will respect him. You sound like you're jjust trying to prove that you're existence is valid and worth notice. Pardon me if I don't buy into your childish dick measuring. You wanna deliver a thoughtful message about reality and the life at large, or have a discussion about something then lets go, toss something out here. But drop this immature tough guy speak. I'm willing to put money down that you live a white bread life, haven't ever even held a gun in your life let alone walk around strapped, probably smoke weed and think that it makes you cool, even though half the people under the age of thirty smoke weed these days, and hell, I'd be willing to bet you're a virgin who still lives with his mom. You wanna talk about being fake, shut the fuck up and grow the hell up. And its before, as in B E F O R E, get it right next time.

Post 7 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 19:30:00

Dear god, I just looked at your profile, and you're a girl. That should say something about the persona you're putting out there.

Post 8 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 20:00:47

O, don't forget ass. Ny says ass, alot. I've been called an ass by her numerous times. For what? No idea.
Now, to answer your question Ny. What makes you think all people are fake? You shouldn't make general assumptions. Maybe you're just talking to the wrong people? Who knows. This board topic was completely unnecissary BTW.

Post 9 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 20:21:53

Just another thought here, since you seem to use ebonics and popular slang a lot. Have you ever noticed that the only reason people use slang is because all of their friends are using it? Its like those people who go out and get asian letters tattooed on their wrist and then claim they're individuals. You're following a crowd, I'm guessing you're not the only one in your group of friends who talks like that.
The point is, you're a sheep, whose just following the crowd. You wanna talk about fake, you've got no personality that you don't gleen from the environment around you. You're a cuttlefish that just matches its stripes to whatever environment its in. Your friends talk that way, so you talk that way. You wanna be genuine, try acting like a real person, not one that just follows along.

Post 10 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 20:56:25

That's the Internet for ya. Anyone could fake anything on here. It happens, and you can't expect everyone to be honest about themselves. The Internet is the perfect opportunity for people to have multiple personalities, since that is what I believe you are talking about.

Post 11 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:06:52

Yo, Silver, I got so much to say.
But let me just breake it down for ya.
Quit repeating your self.
Never underestamate, or descrimanate White guys ain't the only gangsta's, not where I come from at least, lol ain't nothing wrong with a whit gangsta though, it matters where you come from.
Never a fanticy, this is reality.
Not a peeon not in my vocabulary.
If you don't know that is a follower.
one more post and I am out for the night.

Post 12 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:26:38

O I meant "White" did I spell it right, lol don't say anything about moms and or guns, that wasn't in this equation. so stirotypical, who gives a fuck if I spelled it wrong.
You got that damn right I am in fact a female.
Just because you wanna be like someone doesn't mean every body else does.
Silly girl.
I am done with you. So much to say, little space.
Glymmer I just be playing with you.
Idon't have to talk proper on here, this not a job.
How minny times I gotta repeat my self?
Yall don't know the definition of real people, and fake people.
That was not a retorical question.
So Silver when you start paying me to write perfict, don't say shit about it.

Post 13 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:29:36

Dear God Cody? Lol Just had too.
Gong sweetie. This is not reality, but how you see it. If you choose to speak in type as you do this is your thing, but respect others opinion about it just like you want them to respect your street shit girl!
You use a computer like you evented it, and you make sure your street shit is spelled correctly as far as that language goes. I'll bet you are smart and if I get you to yourself and want to discuss someing "real" your language will change and you'll explain things to me in a proper fashion.
Yo! Street shit ain't proper. Ain't got no books and PH,D's in it.
Later!

Post 14 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:32:39

Fore got. "fake as fuck?"
You have to put on the street, so what is fake?
You didn't learn it at school, and your momma don't talk like it. Yo preacha don't talk like it. Stop being fake girl. Lol
Kiss!

Post 15 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:34:11

Hey, if you want to make yourself look like an ignorant twit, you go right ahead, but don't start bitching when someone calls you out on it you sycophantic little fuck. You wanna act gangster, that's your choice, but then you cop up to it when I start treating you like the pointless little wastes of skin and space that gangsters are. You want my respect, or even my acknowledgement, then you earn it. Until then, you can shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're something special.
The honest fact of the matter is that you are about as pointless to me as it is possible to be. I don't give a shit about you or what you think. All I know of you is this post, and your wanna-be-bad attitude and atrocious grammar and vocabulary. You just keep whining, see where it gets you.

Post 16 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 22:38:39

Maybe you're the one who's fake. Most of the down-to-earth people I know don't really go around trying to sort out who's real and who's fake. they just choose their friends wisely and keep interactions with everyone else to a minimum.

By the way, thanks for the amusement, Cody. and no, I'm not saying that sarcastically. I genuinely got a good laugh.

Post 17 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 23:02:36

Oh my goodness, cody, I second that. Thanks so much--I literally got a belly laugh out of this one. I love the entertainment.
And I have to agree with Ocean. If you're not fake, why waste your time and cyberspace trying to sort out who is and who isn't. Real people thrive on their authenticity.
Get that, homegirl?
I dont' dislike you, and I don't have any personal grievences against you. I just happen to think that illiterate people who don't have anything intelligent to say are a drain on today's society and a sorry sight, and sorrier still if they choose to act that way, not by default but with deliberate thought. go to school. Get yourself an education. Get out of the ghetto. Then demand respect. You can't go hemming and hawing about how people think this and that about you and then go ape shit when someone tells you exactly how they feel. You have to have some good arguments. Fuck, shit, What I be, Ya'll suck, are not arguments, mind you. I be real isn't an argument either. By the way, I've met far more authentic people from the hood who act far nicer--so again---who's fake?
Just a good old fashioned verbal ass-wooppin' get what I mean?
No hard fillin's.

Post 18 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 23:06:54

The thing is she's in school. She's not dumb as she wishes to act.
I like her, but think she puts on this face.

Post 19 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2012 23:14:20

You post something on here for a purpose. If your purpose is to get people on your side to put other people down, that will make shit way worse than it has to be.
People are going to say what they believe on here, so don't expect anything less. This isn't the place to go if you have enemies that you want to retaliate against. It's stupid, pointless, and you won't gain anything from it. If you don't believe me, go ahead. You'll learn the hard way.

Post 20 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 0:54:57

Wayne, you pointed out exactly what I criticized.
It's much worse to be smart and to act dumb, than to be dumb and act accordingly. If someone is rather bright but acts otherwise--is that not, ummmm....fake?

Post 21 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 1:13:21

one go to school doesn't mean one is smart or not dump, just saying. and i think this case just proven that, she choose to be dump rather to have a life.

Post 22 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 3:28:51

The funny thing is, she actually thinks that I don't say what I mean. If there is one thing I cannot be accused of being on here, its fake. Is there anyone on here who thinks I don't say exactly what I'm thinking? Show of hands?

Post 23 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 7:26:27

Well a lotta people on here don't know what is fake.
I don't go around looking for friends, and or trying to impress anyone.
No right of way or what ever, I think it should be wrong of way, but anyways, you don't no anyone from the hood, cause everyone can be nice, it is called haveing a hart.
Talk about grammar, lol "Whipping" was how I thought you spelled it.
Prove what buttercup? I am more intelegent then yall can imagine.
Coming back to judging, a big ass circle, lol.
Once again, impress noone, yall don't pay my bills, get me threw school, put a roof over my head, pay for my clothes, or shoes,d or shit of mine.
The last time I checked, it was "Dumb" you got dump on your mind for some reason, do you get dumpped all the time or something?
You can never be real judging someone you don't know, I can be formal, and informal.
Look it up, if you don't know what the fuck it means.
I love the fact that you think people from the hood is in the ghetto what a funny asumtion that is.
Coming back to judging? lol silly.
It is not an act if you live in the hood, so don't even go there.
I don't demand respect from noone, I don't give a fuck, I just know I treat people like they wanna be treated.
So if you wanna be the shit on my shoe, go right ahead, I am still standing, and breathing.
Never intertaining when speaking the truth.
Thats must be all you do is talk cash shit on the internet, and ain't getting payed for it, lol.
Could never be fake, you prob gotta lotta friends cause you a pushover, I am good on that, lol.
Don't need noone on my side, I am solo dolo, til it comes to fam.
So til yall start paying me to talk better, don't bring it up.
Silver, I don't need to earn shit from you, you don't do shit for me! what don'cha get dude! lol.
Thats all I gotta say right now.

Post 24 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 9:20:02

So, you are judging people for judging you, while bitching because people are judging you? Do you not understand how wrong, dishonest, fake, and completely hypocritical this is?
get rid of your double standards because they make you look like a child. On top of that, no one will take you seriously otherwise.
You have the right to write how ever you like, but we also have the ability to comment, and comment we will.
That writing style is not fake, its not individual, its not unique and that honestly applies to most of your actions you think are so individual.
If you want something real, get out, see the world, learn the error of your ways. Don't rationalize your actions and thoughts to give you an easy way out.
Oh, and again, drop your childish double standards.

Last but not least, I know a lot of stupid people who went to public school. Why did they go? Because the law requires it. So again, just because someone goes to school, doesn't mean they actually are all that smart.

Post 25 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 9:49:23

you're so intelligent, you called write away right of way. it gave me a laugh, and her too, I'm sure.

Post 26 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 11:23:57

Thanks for the laugh, all. Brilliant, Cody, Ocean, and Write Away. this board brings back memories of the kind the Professional used to create. That's who Gong Jhoo is reminding me of here.

Post 27 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 11:56:01

Yo, what the fuck ever.
If yall don't like the fuck I talk and act, fuck yall.
Star or who ever who you are, you ain't a real friend, did you tell your stupid friends how you really fell about them?
I am pretty sure if someone told me that I would not be friends with a coward like that.
Happy or who the fuck ever, I don't give a fuck about anyones name, if anything it should be right of wrong cause they are so misleading.
I am in fact judging someone who has so much criticism about someone they don't even know.
Never a hipacrite I am deffending how I talk and act.
I am smart as fuck.
The law don't tell me to go to school, I go cause I choose to go to school.
Dawn you don't even know me, so you can't put me in a category with people you fucking know, I am not to be compared to noone. I am not better than anyone, and ain't nobody is better than me.
So trust and belief if you judge me, you will get the sme in return.
Star I am not a kid so don't put me in that category.
I just hope that your a good friend and tell your stupid friends how you really feel.

Post 28 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 12:03:21

Nope Gogng. I did mean ass wooppin" I've never hear of any such thing as "Ass whipping" if you ask me--not from your neck of the woods at least.
So what did you create this board thread for anyway. You wrote about how people are fake. Then a bunch of us criticized you for not being authentic and for having shitty literacy skills. And then you came back and wrote a lot of nothing... Just a pile of "dump" if you ask me. lol. What's the point again? Because for me it's a whole lot of entertainment. I'm not proud of it but it's true. What's your point?

Post 29 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 13:11:02

She just comes back and repeats herself, so her arguements are kind of invalid. I also like how she says "fuck," 100 times in her posts. Then she misspells things, and uses incorrect grammar, then tries to correct someone elses. O, and she says she's smart. Hmmmm... I'm starting to question that. You say you're not a kid. I'm sorry, but this seems like something my 11 year old brother would do. Make a board topic like this, and try to talk all big and bad to impress who? Ok, that's all I'm gonna say.

Except, Right of Wrong? Not sure what you was trying to point out there sweetie.

Post 30 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 13:40:00

Well Glymmer, you don't have to say shit me no more.
I am repeating my self? really?
You know what? your one of the fake ones. My rader wasn't on, oopes, lol
If you think I am repeating myself, what is everyone else is doing?
Be forreal, so you think ther are better cause they don't curse in theire post or what the fuck ever?
If I was repeating my self, cause you stupid dumb asses ain't getting it.
Take notes! learn something.
Are yall mad at someone who is book, and street smart? lol silly.
YYall not on my level in iether way, step ya game up.
If yall don't know what means, get on my level.
You can't say that I am repeating shit and everyone is doing the same thing.
If yall don't understand this, yall stupid as fuck.
Exactly what your name is right of wrong or whatever, A lotta of nothing? you can allways learn, another lesson learned, or to be learned, lol.
Trust me never threat, no thats not me.
I only make promises, "I don't brake my balls or word for anyone"
Well if I had them anyways.
So you can't say anything about anyone without them replying, especially referring towards beeing dumb.
You got that right Glymmer.
But that goes for everyone also, you can't talking bout everyones writting, spelling, or speaking, when you do it too.

Post 31 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 13:58:40

dude. What kind of weed do you got. What kind of crack you be smoking. Give it here!! Gim me some uh dat dair gud stuff.
I want to be what you're on because your last post is a testament to you living on some kind of cloud.
Book smart? What kind of books do you read. Because the ones I read actually make sense, gramattically and literally speaking.
Right of wrong... What's that supposed to mean. I'm cracking up here, because if you haven't noticed, my user name is spelled .write. w r i t e. As in, can you write correctly?
So you make no sense. But because I admit confusion at your nonsense, I'm the one who's dumb?
Really... oh glory. This board just keeps getting better. lol

Post 32 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 14:04:52

I love it!
You're calling me, someone you have never spoken to before, someone you don't even know, fake? You say hi to me in publics, and all of a sudden you know I'm fake? I don't think so. You're book smart? I'm not seeing how that can be possible. I know kindergarteners who write better than you. What books do you be reading yo? Dr. Suess? Nah, cause if you did, then ya would at least be making a lil bit of sense.
Anyways, I'm out this bitch!
God, ghetto talk is hard to write. lol

Post 33 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 14:37:30

Ok, at first it was entertaining, now it just makes my brain hurt. seriously, I'm alergic to stupidity this rampant, it gives me hives.
I really just have one question for you gong jhoo or whatever the fuck your name is. My question is, what the fuck are you talking about? I can't even follow your posts. You try to speak ghetto, but you can't even do that right. You mix in bits of intelligent speech, thinking that that makes you look smart, it doesn't.
Lets define a few words for you here. Book smarts, does not come from reading fifty shades of grey and rubbing your nub through your panties everytime the guy whispers, "Is this nice". That isn't book smarts, that's not even a book, or smart. Come back when you know who The Nigger Jim is, or what The Great White Whale represents, or what the green light at the end of the dock is talking about.
Oh, and your insulting, or at least I think you are, two people I have a lot of respect for, and that's nigh about to piss me off. Ask around, pissing me off when you have low self-esteem, which you clearly do by posting this, is not a good idea. I will verbally rip you down, burn you, and piss on the ashes, and I will laugh while I do it. Trust me, with vocabulary as miniscule, and with mental faculties as nonexistent as you're displaying, you can't fuck with me. It isn't that you don't want to fuck with me, cuz I'm sure your over-inflated ego will make you want to, but you can't. You don't have the intelligence, the vocabulary, or the reading comprehention to fuck with me. So take my advice, sit down, shut the fuck up, and let the big kids who can write correctly do the writing. You go off into your corner and smoke your weed, cuz everyone knows how cool weed makes you these days. Stop wasting space on these boards with your ignorant, pointless and addlepated bullshit. You're nothing but a driveling little ignoramus, and I will treat you with the respect you deserve. Trust me, you can't handle that. Much better people than you haven't been able to handle that, I will send you back to your mommy's basement with your tale between your legs. Now shut the fuck up before I make you look more stupid than you're doing yourself.

Post 34 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 14:42:54

Now, I'm confused about something. First, you say you are no better than anyone else, and vice versa. Then you say nobody is at your level, or at least the people who do not agree with you and are defending their points are not at your level. It's got to be one or the other.

Post 35 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 14:51:43

Like I said befor, fuck you.
I won't say hi to a fake person like you any more, and if you knew right of wrong, I don't give a fuck!! your not important. What the fuck.
Yall still ain't getting it?
Glymmer, I know I can read better then you and who ever else asked that stupid question.
What you think that is going to make me mad you talking the way I do.
More power to ya!, thumbs up! not.
You need to stop, what do you call that? you can never be like me.
It seems to me ma words bother yall so much.
Words don't hurt.
O ma gosh. O I was late, was I sussposed to be upset about you people trying to talk the way I do?
Cause it not going to happen.
I can say fuck, shit, bitch, hoe, ass, sonofabitch, asswhole, motherfucker, the fuck, and fucker, all the fuck I want.
So what is that going to do? lol

Post 36 by Gong jhoo (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 14:56:39

They ain't on ma level meaning, they need to catch up is what I mean.
I gotta make everything clear?

Post 37 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 15:01:57

do you write lik dis in school? do yo teachers know how you be talkin' tryin' to soun all educated and shit?

Post 38 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 15:07:17

And again, none of us are saying you can't you moronic fuckmook. If you're so smart you would be able to read the fucking words in front of your goddamn face and realize that absolutely none of us are saying you can't fucking swear. You can swear all you bloody well want to. You suck at doing it, but you suck at forming sentences too, so that's not really surprising. Most people as stupid as you suck at swearing, but that does not negate your right to swear.
We're saying you can't write, writing and swearing, in case you didn't fucking know you pathetic nasal dripping, are completely different fucking things. You can't write, you write with the eloquence and skill of a two-year-old monkey pounding its fists on the keyboard. You rape the english language, and I hate you for it.
Let me clue you in on a few things, and listen closely because these are things you're going to want to know when you get out of elementary school and start living a real life. First, swearing doesn't make you cool. Swearing is only cool when you're a kid and its taboo. By the way, taboo means something you shouldn't do, since I'm pretty sure me using big words like this just makes that peanut you call a brain shut down. On this site, swearing is common, so no one gives a shit how often you do it.
Second, speaking ghetto makes you sound stupid, it doesn't make you sound smart. Your friends may speak ghetto, and everyone you know may speak it, but it won't get you a job, and it won't get you anywhere in life. Ever noticed that no one who owns any business that doesn't involve standing on street corners and running from cops speaks ebonics? That's because ebonics is for morons such as yourself.
Fact three, that would be the number after two you mental weakling, being a gangster, and being bad are not worth anything. That is kind of pointless since you arent' a gangster, and you aren't bad. You're a pathetic little shit whose sniveling because people you don't know on a website may or may not be real with you. You're pathetic and worthless and no one but your mother gives a shit about you or how real people are being with you. None of us care enough about you to give two shits about your opinions or your hurt feelings. Now go suck on your joint you shriveled dingleberry, and stop wasting all our times with your verbal defacation.

Post 39 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 15:08:36

If you can read better than me, then why don't you read over your posts before you send them? You'll catch alot of your mistakes. Your writing is completely illegible. You can call me fake all you want. It doesn't phase me. I just think all of this is hilarious.

Post 40 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 15:21:04

All you've proven is that your word is empty, all that we know is you don't know what honor is. All we've seen is you downing people you don't agree with while thinking they should not be able to down you in return.
Based on this, I can make an assumption that you're probably doing this to troll, make yourself feel better, or because you have an incorrect sense of right and wrong, smart and dumb, etc.

I think all of the sane people should leave this child in her corner, to rant, scream, yell, insult and well be a kid until she is ready to gro the fuck up.
Ignoring her tantrums is the best way forward. If she's going to act like a child, lets show her how children are treated. Lets also get her an education. Insects learn faster than this thing...

I wonder how it feels to be a laughing stock online. Everyone making fun of you because you brought it upon yourself.

Stay in your corner little child, watch us laugh, feel the humiliation, and don't come out until you can act like the adult you want us to believe you are.

You were very bad today, and we're all very disappointed in you.

Post 41 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 15:47:14

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't understand what you are saying, or what you are trying to prove. So yes, you do have to explain this to us.
Actually, you've tried and I feel it's just something we'll never get. Whatever your reasoning, I hope you get something worth while out of this.

Post 42 by Miss M (move over school!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 16:27:35

Heheh. Someone, remind me to bump this back up to the top of Recent Posts in roughly a year.

Post 43 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 16:47:53

Gong jhoo sounds like you are trying to be some female vertion of Holden Caulfield only Holden was smarter then you be sounding right now dawg. Sorry couldn't rezist but it sounds like you are trying to make every one of your posts a different rap song. It's even spaced out like one each sentince on a different line. It's not cool if you want to blame everyone else for being fake if that's how you feel. Because you littery sound fake to me. Sure anyone can curse do you think your special because you do all the time? Besides cursing up a storm takes all the fun out of cursing. Also why are you getting angry about people judging you if you want to judge people they are going to judge you to. Especially when you make a topic like this it's like going to your favorite store in the Mall and yelling hey yall fake as fuck yo. Onestly people are either going to get pissed off at you, or think you are crazy. If you think everyone on the Zone is fake then why bother logging in or even keeping your account. No 1 here makes you log in or even talk to people on here.

Post 44 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 16:55:22

I have nothing to ad to this nonsense. Except that I wouldn't want to catch up to your level. In my case, that would involve spiraling downward at a dangerously fast pace. No thank you.
Cody, you crack me the hell up. I haven't heard anyone use the word dingleberry in a long, long, long time. Thank you!!
Kiana, I love your last comment. Made me chuckle.

Post 45 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 17:41:18

O my god. Cody, I love your choice of wording. "Fuckmook," "nasal dripping," it made me laugh. James, so did you. Treating her like a misbehaving child. Lol.

Still wondering why this topic is under getting to know you. It confuses me.

Post 46 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 18:14:13

because we're getting to know that gong ju is fake. lol.

Post 47 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 18:46:45

lol. good answer, write away.

Post 48 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 19:54:44

I really needed that laugh. thanks, all of you.

Post 49 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 19:56:27

O, just as a side note, going back to the title for a minute: Fake as fuck? What, exactly, is fake about fuck? You certainly haven't shown us a roadmap.

Post 50 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 20:07:42

fucking certainly isn't fake, at least not in my experience.

Post 51 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 20:21:53

You can fake an orgasm, but you can't really fake a fuck. If you fake a fuck, then there is no point in fucking, cuz fake fucking is fucking pointless fucking. Then again, some people would argue that skype or phone sex is fake fucking, so if phone fucking is fake fucking you can fake fucking, but can you fake phone fucking?
Lol, sorry, I'm done.

Post 52 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 20:38:23

amusing, really amusing. She has use about 25 fuck on her posts on this topic, and at least 1 per sentence in average.

Post 53 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 20:42:00

OMG, yall, this is histerical!
Verbal defication? I love it, that one among all the others.
I can't really say much that hasn't already been said, and certainly couldn't do so as elliquantly, lol, so I'll just sit back and enjoy the laughs. I agree, bump this back up to the top in a few months.

Post 54 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 20:43:24

That one I can't take credit for, I got that one from a Seether song.

Post 55 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 21:34:31

Congratulations, cody. You've managed to use the word "fucking" about ten times in yrou latest post and you've done it so amusingly and creatively that no one, not even the avid cursing queen, the almighty Gong Ju could beat that one.
hahahahahahahahaha

Post 56 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 22:07:27

God Cody. That confused me. lol

Post 57 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 22:13:56

So, could one of you fake fuckers git me sum pop cown?
I jus wanna watch dis shiiit go down.

Post 58 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 22:23:32

Thank you, I am a shameless lover of aliteration.

Post 59 by The ecuadorian gentleman (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 22:47:21

omg you guys are funny. gong i don't dislike you old girl. but in my oppinion how you speak is the way people look at you. sorry if i'm not making any sense. but when you use those kinds of words it doesn't make you seem smart in my opinion. now i know you may not care what i think but its ok. as i said i don't dislike you i don't have a problem with anyone on here but you just gotta relax dude

Post 60 by The ecuadorian gentleman (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 22:52:45

i guess what i'm saying that there is a time and a place for everything. why do you think its cool to say fuck bitch ... i'm out dis bitch and all that all the time. it seems to me that that is the only side of you that you show to others. and how does this fall in the getting to know you bord? interesting

Post 61 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 23:06:13

Yeah, I don't want to get to know anyone who talks like dat.

Post 62 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 8:09:57

Well everyone seems to have stooped to the same level on this one. Well done.
So everyone has got sand in their cracks because of the way somebody writes? You don't own a language, some people use it differently to you. Get over it. Cody trying to make himself look superior and intelligent as usual. And then complaining about being bored of the repetition, yet still finding a way to write patronising and arrogant posts. if you were that annoyed you'd ignore it.
As for Ny'sheka's original point, there are fake people everywhere, and you don't find them by asking the real people to come forward.
But yeah let's all just make smart ass comments about the way people write. That seems like a worthwhile use of time.

Post 63 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 9:23:21

I think we've long established that nobody's posts on this topic are actually productive, and serve no purpose other than to provide some entertainment. The original poster found herself at the butt of quite a few jokes, and I will say, shamelessly, that because she put herself out there, I will laugh at every single one of them.

Post 64 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 13:23:42

Am I the only person who's noticed the issue with the first sentence of the original post?

I wanna know why so minny people on here are fake ass fuck?
Fake ass fuck? So we've established that it's impossible to fake a fuck, but can you fake fucking up the ass? Lol.

Post 65 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 14:06:54

Worthwhile? What in the world gave you the idea that anything on this post is worth while? It was fun, and nothing more.

Post 66 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 15:35:58

What's the point of the boards? I doubt it is to sugar coat and agree with everyone to make them feel better about themselves. Nobody said you had to come on here and read this post. I do agree though, that nothing was gotten out of this post, just a little entertainment in my opinion.

Post 67 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 16:01:46

Is this a joke. That you mamma talk won't get you far in life I promise you that. I just could ride my lolercycle to my job at the lol factory for reading this.

Post 68 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 17:18:32

If she's gonna go on here, and make a topic like this, then write like she has people are gonna comment. It's just life.
And nothing about this board was worth while. It was a useless topic that people posted on to have fun.

Post 69 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 17:45:01

wow. Just about everyone agrees on something! That doesn't happen too often. Lol.

Post 70 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 18:36:20

*snore*
not my first choice of entertainment, but to each their own.
now think I'll find something more productive to do with my time.

Post 71 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2012 23:12:25

Agreed. To the rant board! lol.

Post 72 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 0:58:42

Oh shit, we were supposed to be productive? Didn't know this was supposed to be serious business. Are we being paid? If not, hell with it.

Post 73 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 3:04:32

wow, it takes all sorts

Post 74 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 10:51:35

O, the irony! all you people who take the time to read this, and actually go out of your way to post that it's not productive and how you will go find something better to do, you're contradicting yourselves. Feel free to come back when you can start making logical sense.

Post 75 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 11:25:54

no no guys, this belongs on the Joke Board.

Post 76 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 11:28:39

I know right? Oh, this is a waste of my time....my i q is falling... You know I thought of something:
Maybe the author of this topic is beeing satiracle.

Post 77 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 11:33:15

that's a long shot, margorp

Post 78 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 11:44:31

Is it? It's been done by others in the past. She seems more intelligent in quicknotes than on the boards.

Post 79 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 13:17:35

I think someone should actually move this to the joke board. hahahah!

Post 80 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 14:20:52

Or the Health And Wellness board, and re-title it, "this is what happens when you grow up eating paint chips."

Post 81 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 15:30:34

Hey, I agree with post 80. Lol

Post 82 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 21:47:16

Ocean, if I were still a CL, I would do just that.

Post 83 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 28-Sep-2012 23:32:13

I find that I rather enjoy paint chips personally. They're crunchy.

Post 84 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 29-Sep-2012 20:16:29

Hell no! Drinkin Kool Aid.
Gong likes to start shit though. She made an athist start "callin on Jesus!"
"Dear God! Your a girl?" Lol

Post 85 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 30-Sep-2012 22:40:22

oh boy.

Post 86 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2012 14:48:20

Merry Christmas, you fake fucks.

Post 87 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 12-Sep-2013 16:29:38

@Post42: Here ya go.

Post 88 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 12-Sep-2013 17:42:23

Are we back on this again? Lol.

Post 89 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 12-Sep-2013 17:50:33

hahahahahahahahahaha! OMG thanks for tha laughs yall! (sorry couldn't help it) Praise god Cody, lol! lol! :D ... just wow.

Post 90 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Sunday, 22-Sep-2013 1:03:53

It's been a year, and this is still going on?

Post 91 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 25-Jul-2014 12:45:44

Just reread Cody's posts on this topic. Aliteration I could never do right, but damn!

Post 92 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2014 17:34:36

*dody.
Dear God! Are we bored?
hahahaha

Post 93 by Socheat (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 26-Jul-2014 23:13:38

Didn't think so when I came across this topic. lol. agreed, this topic should move to joke board. but gong, that was crap fun! many wrong words that she wrote. mewhahahahahahaha

Post 94 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 27-Jul-2014 14:31:50

Ah, but the author of this topic is one of my favorite Zoners. She doesn't bite actually. Smile.

Post 95 by Socheat (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 28-Jul-2014 3:28:30

lol.

Post 96 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 28-Jul-2014 9:38:21

We are all "fake" from time to time. We put on a show. And, we're not really fake but multifaceted: one way around the kids, one way at work, another way at the party. Witgh common tendencies throughout, but like it or not, we subconsciously put on different faces.

Post 97 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 30-Jul-2014 22:26:32

Ahh, I had forgotten about this little gem of hilarity.

Post 98 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 02-Aug-2014 18:12:47

I've been bored before, I've even written pointless posts on these boards when I'm bored.

However, this topic takes the cake.

As the op would probably say:
fuck it!

Bob

Post 99 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 02-Aug-2014 21:12:23

I don't think I've laughed so hard for a long time when I was reading this topic.